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    20 of the World’s Most Entertaining Twitter Bios

    By Mark Schaefer | Small Business

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    Two years ago I began collecting funny Twitter bios. Clearly, I have too much time on my hands. But I’m constantly amazed at the amount of creativity you can fit into 160 characters … and I think when you read these, you’ll agree! Here are some of my recent favorites:

    @crazyadventures
    Married to the luckiest man alive. Uh, I mean, *I’m* the lucky one {cough} We have eleventy-billion kids. I wife. I mom. I run. I write.

    @SamberLea

    I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.

    @WillemTait
    We are building an empire and I have better hair than Donald Trump. He doesn’t know us from a bar of soap, but will once we develop Tait Towers

    @JandTonic

    When I’m not seeking therapy for my Xenuphobia (extreme fear of Tom Cruise) I’m curating the world’s most amazing David Hasselhoff fan site.

    @markralphs
    Analogue at birth, digital by design.

    @Pink_Pachyderm
    Author, Self Help Satirist, Poet, Comedian, Playwright, Amateur Penis Model. I’m like an astronaut that’s missing my tronaut. Occasionally NSFW.

    @gucky
    I am a life form evolved to live off movies, comics, video games, junk food and snark. Sadly, I will never be a Ghostbuster when I grow up. I am very gucky.

    @daplusk
    I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

    @colleenobrien
    My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    @MickeyETC
    Wearing the entrepreneur hat this week and starting a new business. great plan of attack but no product yet. a dream told me to find the product in a dream

    @TomHanks
    I’m that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn’t. Sometimes I’m in pretty good shape, other times I’m not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

    @TripGoing
    Any combination of my first and last names you can think of, I’ve probably heard.

    @AmyWestergren
    I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair.

    @cubanalaf
    My Indian Princess name is Too Many Stilettos. Love Pack football, food & fashion. I wish people had a brightness setting.

    @SianAMurphy
    A Caffeine based life-form

    @jennathinks
    I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.

    @suupergforce
    A force to be reckoned with, I reckon

    @zangaroo
    In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire

    @donfperkins
    Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire

    @SandyBoynton
    Trying to Think of a Motto Since 1973. Cartoonist, children’s author, songwriter, kazooist, and … oh well, out of words now.

    @nickvatrerott

    If you’re reading this, then I’m already too late. Humanity has reached it’s final days. Please spend all that time tweeting.

    If you loved these bios, you would probably also enjoy the previous editions of this series:

    20 of the world’s wittiest Twitter bios

    20 of the all-time funniest Twitter bios (part 2!)

    20 of the all-time best Twitter bios

    20 of the world’s most clever Twitter bios

    Illustration: I just made that up.

    Mark Schaefer is a educator and marketing consultant specializing in social media workshops. He blogs at {grow} and is the author of several best-selling markting books including Return On Influence.

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