Need some help coming up with a good Russian Mafia recruitment advertisement?

Ok, so in web design we are doing group projects and our group chose to make a site advertising for Russian mafia recruits. Though I'm having trouble with coming up with a good advertising video. So far I have this: Like money? Like to kill? Come join Russian Mafia. You get to kill AND get money. Everyone wins. Except dead guy (laugh). When you join, you family. You kill for us. We kill for you. But we need more (i've talked to the other members of my group.....no help at all). So if you have some good suggestions it would be great if you would post them. THIS IS NOT AN ACTUALLY SITE THAT WILL BE GOING ON THE INTERNET FOR THE PUBLIC. IT IS FOR THE USE OF THE CLASS AND WILL BE SEEN BY NO ONE TRYING TO ACCESS IT FROM A COMPUTER OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL!

1 month ago - 1 answers