Are you a fan of late-night talk shows? Do you enjoy cereal—particularly those delicious Cap’n Crunch Berries? You’ll be pleased to know that Cap’n Crunch is a spectacular late-night talk show host. After all, his questions probe deeper than 20,000 leagues under the milk sea. He’ll always uncover the truth. His conversations never get soggy, even in milk. The camera adds 10 years, but the bowl actually removes 10 years. Unlike lowly, hideous pirate Jean LaFoote, Horatio Magellan Crunch is not afraid of extreme HD closeups since daily milk baths make his skin shine and glow. Cap’n Crunch was made for showtime and the big lights. Finally, the Cap’n is well seasoned—he’s been satisfying late-night cravings for over 50 years now. You just can’t beat that type of experience and leadership.
How do you like the Cap’n as a late-night talk show host? Is he the best ever? Please share your thoughts in the comments! To learn more and check out the different styles of Cap’n Crunch that have been satisfying our late-night needs over the past 50 years, take a look at the infographic below! You can also follow the Cap’n himself on Twitter or Facebook or enjoy his YouTube channel.
Cap’n Crunch Is A Spectacular Late Night Talk Show Host (Infographic)
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