Do you believe in this employee policy I set up?

every dancer is accountable for her actions
the bartenders are not allowed to drink on the job
every dancer is to sign on a sheet when they take out a costume for the night and they have to sign the paper so that all costumes are accounted for unless it's bachelor party then you sign in the next day
you can freestyle your routine on stage, as long as you look sexy
if a customer gives you a $20, give him change for $15

I love it. Though the "they have to sign the paper so that all costumes are accounted for unless it's bachelor party then you sign in the next day" might be too confusing to read the first time.