I own a Chick Fil A. The lack of business from the gays is choking my chicken franchise. How can I stay afloat?11 months ago - 5 answers
Hey, I'll bet it's still beating my pork business.
Way too many Muslims in this neighborhood.
Ur funny, ill give ya that you fucker XDby M - 11 months ago
The economy has been tanking for some times now. You'll just have to handle it like the rest of us: cut more glory holes into the bathrooms.by india lima foxtrot - 11 months ago
Time to start your OWN franchise.
Er......."Dick fil A"???????
Lots of ideas here:
First. When your chicken is choked, you'll need some napkins, towels, an old t-shirt or something. Don't wait until it's too late and then try to use a swiffer. That'll create a bigger problem.
Second. Sit the franchise on wood planks to keep it afloat.
Maybe a combination of wood and styrofoam. But be careful. Styrofoam may attract hippies, then you'll be derided as an Earth-hater.
Maybe a hot air balloon attached to the franchise. Might be expensive, but it's an idea.
I do wish you the best of luck.