Ur funny, ill give ya that you fucker XD

The economy has been tanking for some times now. You'll just have to handle it like the rest of us: cut more glory holes into the bathrooms.

Time to start your OWN franchise.

Er......."Dick fil A"???????

Lots of ideas here:

First. When your chicken is choked, you'll need some napkins, towels, an old t-shirt or something. Don't wait until it's too late and then try to use a swiffer. That'll create a bigger problem.

Second. Sit the franchise on wood planks to keep it afloat.
Maybe a combination of wood and styrofoam. But be careful. Styrofoam may attract hippies, then you'll be derided as an Earth-hater.

Maybe a hot air balloon attached to the franchise. Might be expensive, but it's an idea.

I do wish you the best of luck.