Calling all creative people!!?

Okay so, I have this plain white t-shirt, and my buddies and I were debating whether or not if I should write something sarcastic/funny/unique on it and then wear it the next time we have a gig. Any ideas on what to write on the t-shirt?

Remember: It must be unique, funny, sarcastic, anything you (yourself) would wear if you made it.

I will give you credit for the idea. I will be happy to write your name down underneath the words and I'd be happy to send you a picture of it via e-mail.

Thanks.

My other t-shirt is an Armani